So I have one of those nifty stat counters that tell me things like who you people are who drop in on the boybarians, if you use Internet Explorer, Firefox or Safari (why do people really care about that?), your IP etc. But it also tells me the interesting stuff you all type into Google to find me. Most of you crack up me. I have spent many good minutes in resounding giggles about the kind of stuff y’all are looking for here. ‘Cept for the creepy person who is looking for b0y$ in und3rw3@r. You are not funny. You give me the heebie jeebies and the urge to run you over with my soccer-mom mini van. (Sorry to have to code it… I don’t need to be attracting more of those.)
Anyway, tangent. Most of you are pretty funny. Many of you are looking for free stuff. But the majority of you come here looking for homeschool curriculum stuff. And don’t get me wrong… I’m flattered. But sometimes that causes the heartiest guffaw laughs. I mean, I don’t know anything about curriculum. My oldest student is 7, fergoodnesssakes. I’m still glad my older two can read. I still spend some days thanking my lucky stars they can.
So while I’ll continue to share our homeschooling trials and triumphs, I hope all you Googlers (did I just make up another word? I love that!) don’t come expecting expert advice. But that, I suppose, is the beauty in homeschooling. It’s a journey. I’ve learned so much since starting this. I tell Handy Man all the time how smart I am now that I’ve finished 1st grade. And it’s true.
So, whatever query brought you here to Life With My 3 Boybarians… thanks for dropping in. You keep me accountable. Even if it’s just to my mom. (Hi Mom.) And one of these days, Handy Man will get his hot bootie back in gear and make you all a Weekly Report.
SO, for my amusement, here are some of the most recent Google searches landing people on Life With My 3 Boybarians:
*3rd grade language arts
*free iTunes (keep on walkin’ buddy. None of that here.)
*2nd grade language arts
*singapore + horizons
*lovely locks
*pretty girl hair cuts (hahehhaeah HOH HE EHAHEHA ahhhh ahehee. oh my. funny stuff)
*mill creek academy (in many variations of the spelling)
*boybarians (mine are *The Boybarians* not just any ol’ boybarians!)
*peanut butter (I’m with whoever Googled this. Email me. We can be cyber BFFs)
*mmm mmm mmm (seriously?! ahehahehehaha funny! what were they looking for?!)
*star wars saga (I don’t think Ive ever used the word ’saga’ in my whole life. There. Now I’ve used it twice)
and here’s my favorite:
*hot handy man (You found ‘em girls!)
hhoohehahhheahehaheheheahehahehheeaaaaaha. Hot Handy Man. I think they were looking for a calendar man. But they got this instead!
I love Google!
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You and I are on the same page! I have been giggling over some of the crazy searches that land on my site, too! I may just have to write a post on it as well because it really is too funny!
LOL… Darcy… again.. You never let me down girl! Each time I come… you bring a smile to my face…. well ok.. Maybe when you described what trouble had a while back… that didn’t make me smile… but for the most part… you bring joy to my computer screen!
I have not goggled you…. but also see strange things people search…. funny thing.. we know who they are! lol
I think you just pushed a few people out of the closet! *Ü*
Have a great Thursday KS5 friend…
Lisa~ who is still giggling..
very good read. you are a good writer–I’m jealous. How fun to read how you’ve been found! Mine’s not cool at all like yours, just stuff like nests. Boring. But there was one about feet–gross.
One more thing, if you see someone here for a long time, it might be me listening to your music. Love it!
YOU crack me up!
Just think, soon you’ll be able to graduate from 2nd grade. LOL do I need to send you lessons/activities so you can get a head start on Einstein? LOL
Funny read.
J-Bug
Yeah, I’m with Nester. You’ll see me here anytime I need a pick me up –listening to the tunes — which is often. Or when I am totally bored, hoping someone will post something new to read so I can avoid doing real work around here.
SO, how do you find out how people find you? I think I have a google restriction on mine, but not sure.
You’re hoot!
melissa
Searches for “hot handy man”…true, but too funny! Is your handy man feeling pretty pumped right now?
How funny! Glad you got a laugh…you always make me laugh!
Lee
Ha Ha! You think you’re smart now? Just wait ’til 6th grade! Sixth grade math is kicking my butt. I used to be smart when we were in 1st grade. [sigh]
Hey, where do I get one of those nifty stat counters. I want to see who’s reading me.
You are such a scream!
OK, I was snickering at them all until I got to the handyman one in which I fell out of my chair!Crying!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAH!! That is soooo funny!
Oh yeah! you’ll have to tell me how to set that up on my blog so I can have my own original laughs!
Ok, that really is scary… what people search for and that you can see all that. With that said, where can I get one.
) LOL
I love your posts!
~Tina